Sunday, January 25, 2009
Another production finished. It seems to have been a great success, with every performance a sell out! This is the best we've ever had in ticket sales, and I can honestly say we've had the best audience response as well. Each year we seem to get better and it's all because have a really good group of people who not only get along well, but who among them have a large and varied choice of skills to call upon and who are 100% cooperative.
Hubby took hundreds (literally) of photos and so here are a few of them. I'm the evil old hag, in case you're wondering. Not that I've been typecast or anything! ;-/
The whole project has been hugely rewarding and if I had any reservations before, I now have no doubt in mind that I intend to continue contributing to the group for a long time to come.
We'll be having the show Post Mortem this Thursday so we'll see what everyone else thinks.
Now I can hardly wait for the mid-year show! Although, having been cast in the last three productions, I feel it only fair that I decline from auditioning for the next show and learn some more backstage skills.
Bring it on!
Sunday, January 18, 2009
They're not fantastic as I had ro rely on other people to take the pictures (for obvious reasons) but next weekend I will make sure I get some decent ones.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Well, it's almost a week since the very first performance of Snow White and the Magic Mirror, or Schneeweiss und die Zauber Spiegel, as my dad has decided to call it. I've got my costume washed and all nice and fresh smelling, ready for another three performances of being hot, sweaty and worried for two hours. Must remember to pack the lovely crispy red apple we used last week in my costume/props bag before leaving the house tomorrow. It's kept very nicely in the fridge, and is so perfectly red and flawless we decided to use it again this weekend. Forgot to go and get some more eyelash glue today. Must do that tomorrow as my dad won't remember to or have a clue. I seem to have lost it between the last performance and coming home. I need it to stick on my dad's false eyelashes - he's the pantomime dame - but we won't go there. Seeing him in lipstick wearing false boobs and chatting up some random bloke in the audience has got me traumatised. I'll need therapy for weeks after this! LOL Only joking, but it does take a bit of getting used to!
Tonight would normally have been a Theatre Group night, but as we're on stage tomorrow night we're having a night off. :-) This probably means I will have to pull my finger out and do some paperwork instead, which has nothing to do with the panto but is important, nevertheless. I also need to go through my lines at least once tonight as I forgot them on Saturday and it was only a bit of quick thinking that got me back on track.
I plan on taking some photos of the absolutely fabulous cast and crew over the weekend, so watch this space.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
I haven't really blogged about this, so it may come as a bit of a surprise to some. I am currently in a pantomime at Washington Arts Centre, called Snow White and the Magic Mirror.
However, this is not an advertisement. Although, if you do want to come along and see it, the tickets cost £3 and there are six more performances to go, Friday 16th at 7:30pm, Saturday 17th at 1pm and 7:30pm, and the following weekend, 23rd and 24th at the same times!
Right, now that the uncomfortable bit is out of the way ...
I get very, VERY nervous before the first show. I'm sure you've all felt it at some point ... you know when your mouth goes dry and your heart is racing and you feel like you can't breath? I felt so bad that seconds before I was due to make my first appearance, as I was standing behind the curtain waiting for my cue, I actually started considering leaving the Theatre Group after the last show. I felt nauseous and my legs were wobbly.
So, my cue came and on I went. I play the evil old hag (typecasting perhaps?) so the moment the wicked queen casts a spell and turns herself into the hag, there is an explosion, a puff of smoke and she runs off as I run on quickly, cackling loudly. I then rush off the front of stage and up the auditorium steps, scaring the bairns, shrieking and cackling as I go. Well, I made one of them cry, didn't I? As if I wasn't feeling bad enough already! I thought, "I just can't do this."
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I survived the first show, although I felt mentally drained and wanted to cry. My foot was throbbing (I'd broken my toe a couple of days before Christmas and running around on stage in beaten up old DMs was a bad idea) and I really needed a drink. So I went home and had seven whiskys. Not good. I feel guilty now. I just want to make it perfectly clear here and now that I do not have a drink problem. But turning up at the theatre the next day for the matinee performance with a slightly woolly head and a dry mouth was A Bad Thing.
But, you know what? I can't wait till next Friday! All that anguish and nervousness, all that physical and mental discomfort was worth every second. I can honestly say I am proud to be part of a wonderful group of caring, supportive and talented people. I feel we put on a great show and when people come up to you afterwards to tell you so, then I think we must be doing something right.
Roll on Friday!
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
I'm taking a few minutes out from work (well, a lunch break) because I really really need a rest for my brain. You know when you try to explain something clearly to someone and they only half listen to what you say, then they speak to you as if it's your fault for not making yourself clear, or they completely misinterpret what you're saying? Well, imagine all of that over email, and the other person isn't very literate. Then you might understand why I'm feeling wound up, and it isn't even me that's having the conversation in the first place! Ian is doing that and being very patient about it. If I was answering emails I'd have told every fecker to get lost by now. I am not a people person. I have no patience.
Of course, none of this would have happened if said person hadn't bought two separate items from Ebay, paid for them both, THEN asked for us to combine the postage for him!
Gah!
And these noodles I'm having for lunch are so hot I can't feel my lips any more!
Sunday, January 04, 2009
It's late. I'm tired. I have work tomorrow. New Year celebrations in Whitby were wonderful, as usual. I am expecting to be suffering the Whitby Blues from now on.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
From the BBC:
Actress Majel Barrett Roddenberry, the widow of Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry, has died aged 76.
She died of leukaemia on Thursday at her home in Los Angeles, her family said in a statement.
The actress, who featured in nearly every Star Trek TV show and film, nurtured the legacy of the sci-fi series after her husband died in 1991.
She recently finished her role as the voice of the USS Enterprise computer in the new Star Trek film, due out in May.
Barrett Roddenberry was involved in the Star Trek universe for more than four decades.
She played the dark-haired Number One in the TV show's original pilot, The Cage, but was recast as the blonde, mini-skirted Nurse Christine Chapel for the series, which launched in 1966.
During this time, she was romantically involved with creator Gene Roddenberry, and the couple married in Japan after the show was cancelled in 1969.
'Vital role'
She went on to play smaller roles in all five Star Trek TV spin-offs and many of the Star Trek movie incarnations. She is perhaps best known, however, as the voice of the ship's computer.
Barrett Roddenberry helped keep the franchise alive by inspiring fans and attending a major Star Trek convention each year.
"My mother truly acknowledged and appreciated the fact that Star Trek fans played a vital role in keeping the Roddenberry dream alive for the past 42 years," her son Eugene Roddenberry Jr said in a statement on the official Roddenberry Web site.
"It was her love for the fans, and their love in return, that kept her going for so long after my father passed away."
The website added that in lieu of flowers, the family have asked for donations be made to two animal rescue charities.
The actress is survived by her only son, Eugene.
A public memorial is expected to be scheduled for sometime after Christmas.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
see more pwn and owned pictures
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Monday, December 15, 2008
see more pwn and owned pictures
Well, much to my dismay, my lovely Christmassy template appears to be broken (thanks to Pinksy for bringing this to my attention). The comment box didn't work. Despite everything I do to try to fix it, I obviously don't understand xml well enough to debug the problem, so I have gone for the minimialist look until I can be arsed to figure it out.
Labels: blog template, impatience
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Labels: prop 8
Friday, December 05, 2008
DJ, please begin with some Trance, to set the mood.
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Thursday, December 04, 2008

You simply have to go over and have a look! Chortle!
Sunday, November 30, 2008
more lol celebs!
Labels: humour, lol celebs, scifi, star trek
Saturday, November 29, 2008
more lol celebs!
Labels: humour, lol celebs, scifi, star trek
Friday, November 28, 2008
I came home early today so that I could do as much of tomorrow's chores
as I could today. because I will be going to the German Bazaar in town
tomorrow. Almost as if he knew my plans, this is what my dog did to
help.
Sunday, November 09, 2008
I have been thinking about this for some time and have suddenly felt the need to share it with the world as I'd be interested in the opinions of others.
People are hunters. That I can accept. We all need to feed ourselves, clothe ourselves, etc. But what I can't get my head around is why it's ok for people to hunt for fun. In the USA hunting season comes along and people go out with bloody great guns and blast stuff to hell for nothing more than bloodthirsty glee. Granted, some don't, they eat what they catch, but some folks simply do it for fun. In the UK we go grouse and pheasant shooting. We still go fox hunting, despite the ban on fox hunting which came into effect in 2005. Why is that ok? If a child takes delight in killing small animals his parents would take him to the doctor. They'd get him to see a child psychologist. Psychopathic killers, from what I have read, typically have a history of torturing small animals as a child. So, as an adult, how much further, mentally, would one have to go before they began killing people for fun?
Before I finish, I'd just like to say, I'm not vegetarian. I like meat. As to whether I could kill my own food ... probably. But I'm pretty sure I wouldn't enjoy it.
With thanks to MadPriest at OCICBW... for getting me started thinking on this.
Labels: hunting, killing, mental health
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Well, I have about 10 minutes to quickly write a few words. I'd just like to start by saying that I am currently using "Write or Die" which is in my opinion a thoroughly scary concept entirely. It makes you continue writing even if you think you have no inspiration by unwriting your words of you stop. This makes you carry on regardless of whether you feel you have anything useful to say. I should give it go if I was you. I stopped writing for a couple of seconds and it turned my screen red and started playing Rick Ghastly to me, which is a horrific punishment for someone like me.
Anyway, I really must get going as I have to be at work in about 20 minutes or so. Give "Write or Die" a go, seriously. You may just find that it will improve your productivity. I may use it in future to keep my blog populated with general blurb.
Labels: eek, write or die
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
[Sigh] I want to listen to it now and crank the volume up but Mr Lisa will think I'm being unreasonable and obsessive. Which I probably am.
Labels: eisbrecher, music
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Here's a word of advice from someone who has just had first hand experience ... do not ever, EVER, get ammonia in your eye.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Another LOLCat ... so good I want to share
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more animals
Monday, September 08, 2008
Labels: humour, michael palin
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Started feeling unwell yesterday afternoon. By the evening I had a temperature of over 103F. No high temp today but I have a sore throat and headache and all the other usual flu symtpoms, so just in case you've been wondering where I was (which you weren't, of course), now you know.
I'll get back to blogging when I feel better.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
It's a week today since I was in hospital having my impacted wisdom tooth removed. Well, true to form I got an infection didn't I? I was in a lot of pain over the weekend, so on Monday morning I went to my dentist and he flushed the socket, packed it and started me on a week's course of antibiotics. I've felt generally unwell since I had the tooth out, but today I appear to have turned a corner. A couple of days of medication and I'm already starting to feel a bit better. Except for one of the sutures which is bugging me. It's obviously causing irritation because the tissue around it is inflamed and painful, but that's nothing compared to what I've put up with since last Wednesday. But, you know, it grinds you down. I've had some pretty horrible painful surgical procedures inflicted on me over the years, and to be honest I'd rather go through all of that again than have my bloody jaw bone drilled into to get tooth out in several pieces. Abdominal surgery? Pah! Piece of cake!
Thursday, August 07, 2008
Hospital yesterday. Wisdom tooth. Cut gum. Drilled bone of jaw. Tooth had to be removed in about 4 bits. Face swollen. Hurts to talk. Need painkillers. And chocolate pudding. Kthxbai.
Tuesday, August 05, 2008
I've just been to Somerfields up the road from where I work to get me lunch. While I was there pondering whether to buy a vegetable samosa from the chilled cabinet, I spotted these:
Notice Roast Flavour Chicken and the picture of what look like twiglets. I was intrigued and decided to give them a try. When I opened the packet, these were inside:
Not what I would call food. Mummified toes, perhaps, but certainly not food. Food looks like food. Meat. Fresh fruit and vegetables. Not toes. Urgh!
I tasted one. Then wished I hadn't. I doesn't taste at all like chicken. In fact it doesn't taste quite like anything I've ever eaten before.
I'm sorry, Mattesson's, but this just doesn't do it for me.
Labels: food
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Labels: humour
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
It was a pleasant evening last night, so we decided to get the Cobb oven out - besides, we had just had a delivery of Cobblestones and were dying to try them out. I won't go into exactly what we had to eat, except to say that I am rather chuffed in that some of the produce was home grown. I've never grown my own veggies before, so it was a real sense of achievement for me. And delicious, too.
Next year I will definitely be extending my vegetable patch so that we can grow more variety.
I had a few days to recover now from the play, and looking back I am glad it's over, though I enjoyed it immensely. I do think we took on quite a task without realising it several months ago when we voted for Pygmalion as our mid-year play and I'll be the first to say it is not an easy play to learn, even if we are only amateurs. There doesn't seem to be any logical flow to each character's dialogue which makes it very easy to get lost half way through. This happened a few times, but everyone else was brilliant and kept the flow going like they were pros. Tomorrow I believe we will be having the post mortem, so it will be interesting to see what that brings.
Next show: The Christmas pantomime! Yay!
Sunday, July 06, 2008
Saturday, July 05, 2008
Before you ask, yes I took some photos and shall be taking more this evening. I only have about half an hour to compose this, so I shall try to be quick, as I have to zoom off to the Arts Centre shortly.
Thursday's performance was ok-ish. It would have been tons better if there hadn't been a bus trip of 20-odd biddies from the local old folks home. Not that I have anything against old biddies, bless them, but they apparently had been told by their carers that they were coming to see My Fair Lady and could have a good old singalong to the songs. I shouldn't have been surprised when they old dears started talking amongst themselves in rather loud voices. It was rather offputting, and my poor dad (playing Alfred Dolittle) got lost halfway through a particularly long bit of dialogue, tried to recover himself a couple of times, then froze up and said 'shit' on stage!
Last night was marginally better. At least we had a much better audience who laughed in all the right places. But I forgot my lines last night! LOL Thankfully, they were only a few words I forgot and Matt and John rallied to help me out and keep the flow going. I must must must do better tonight!
After this evening's performance we shall be toodling along to the wrap party, so no photos for you until tomorrow, I'm afraid. And I shall be watching Doctor Who (which I will have recorded from tonight's airing) before I do anything with photos, so you will just have to wait. :-) I have my priorities after all.
Right, I have to go and make sure all my stuff is in the boot of the car before I leave.
Toodle pip, dwarlings! Mwah! Mwah!
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
Well, it's 10 minutes past midnight and I have just finished the coat for my Mrs Higgins costume. While working, Mr Lisa has helped me go through my lines a few times. I think I just about have Act V off pat now, I just need to revise where I am to be on stage and at which points. Tomorrow we have the final read-through, then we are On stage on Thursday. Oh heck!
I know I promised to post photos but I think it would be better if I post pictures of us all properly dressed up in the green room before the show, so check back!
Wanna come and see it? It's on at the Washington Arts Centre Thursday, Friday and Saturday of this week!
More information here.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Well, that was the last rehearsal I will be attending till next week. Am I nervous? OF COURSE I BLOODY WELL AM!
I am now about to relieve the stress symptoms with a bottle or two of beer.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
The jacket is almost finished as is the skirt (although I didn't make the jacket, but I will be hemming the sleeves and doing the buttonholes).
Pictures to follow tomorrow. Maybe.
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Today is going to be busy. We are popping out very shortly to get some plants for the garden, and while Mr Lisa is busy digging out back, I will be attempting to quickly run up the skirt which is part of my costume for the mid year play. Ooooo, it's getting close! And as I still don't know my lines properly I have to rehearse too. If I have time I will also be making a jacket to match the skirt. The blouse is finished. Watch this space as I may be posting pictures of my handiwork soon.
Saturday, June 07, 2008
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
I keep laughing every time I see this ... am I mad?
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Tuesday, May 20, 2008
[Basking in a warm (soup) glow]
Sunday, May 04, 2008
My mam and big sis took me out shopping yesterday. My parents are going to China next week and they are going to be away for my birthday, so yesterday was a birthday present shopping day. Mam bought me a pair of Doc Marten high heeled sandals and sis bought me a pair of purple metallic Doc Marten eight-eyelet boots. Very nice they are too.But before that, we went to a restaurant on High Bridge in Newcastle called Flatbread Cafe which was yummy and quite an experience. I ordered a bottle of Cannabia Hemp Lager which was quite tasty, and the food was all served in little dishes and no cutlery was provided - you just have to pick the food up using chunks of flatbread which is served warm to your table. The menu features dishes from all over Asia, such as China, India, Malaysia, Thailand, etc, and everything we ordered was utterly scrumlicious, so get yourself along there!
Labels: doc marten, flatbread cafe, food
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
OK, the truth about the weekend. It wasn't so fantastic for me.
Firstly I have a virus which is making me tired and achy with a slightly upset stomach and mouth ulcers, so that put a bit of a damper on things to start with.
Secondly, I've been thinking too much. Before you laugh let me explain. I am a thinker. Always have been. Sometimes this has been overwhelming and when it gets out of hand it almost always makes me feel sad. That is until something inside me clicks and tells me it's time to start writing it all down, because that helps me to put all of my thoughts in order and make some sense of it all, then I feel a million times better.
So, I'm writing it all down, and I'm making no secret about what I write as I feel complete transparency is important.
There are those people who just get on. They don't have to try, they simply function in the world, like they are a piece of a great big jigsaw. Then there are those of us who feel like the spare piece that doesn't seem to fit in anywhere.
I am one of the latter. I know I am not alone, either, so some of you reading this will understand.
Ever since I can remember, I had difficulty relating to people. I would say something which to me seemed perfectly reasonable but I'd end up with my mother or someone else jumping down my throat for being rude or annoying. I always seemed to say the wrong thing. Or do the wrong thing. Or waffle on too much. Or whatever. It was the same at school. I was laughed at for being the gawky one with glasses, then it was for being the brainbox. Without trying I seemed to naturally learn stuff easily like I was a sponge and I was bullied for that.
Eventually I learned that it was safest not to say or do anything at all. I became wallpaper. I didn't want to be noticed. The world was a hostile place and I didn't know who to survive in it. I began to play truant from school. I wouldn't go out with my classmates when they met after school. I stayed in my bedroom and read, or drew pictures, played music or whatever.
The attitudes of the other girls at school used to fascinate me. They used to talk about clothes and makeup and boys, which to me seemed so completely boring and superficial I used to try to work out why they did it. They'd backstab each other, and bitch about "her in class J2", and I used to think "Why do they say those things? What is the point? What do they get out of it? What are they feeling to make those words come out of their mouths?"
In the end I decided I'd probably never know. But this inability to understand people hurt me badly. Without being able to analyse it, I grew up simply feeling inadequate. An underachiever. I was afraid to have an opinion, to voice a thought, to behave in a way which felt comfortable to me, and I grew into an adult who lived under the constant stress of having to observe people intently in order to tailor my own behaviour to make me fit in. I tried to be uber-polite and it made me weak.
I am now living proof that nobody can live their life like that indefinitely. I became clinically depressed but tried to continue to function the way I always had and in my early thirties I had a complete breakdown. I was suicidal. I began to behave in completely weird and abnormal ways. I had become detached from reality in a way that I guess would be diagnosed as a psychosis. I was prescribed drugs, counselling, and whatever else was available on the NHS but nothing had a lasting effect.
That is until I met N. N is the psychotherapist who completely turned my life around. Very early on in my therapy he advised me to stop taking my drugs, and this was a major breakthrough. It wasn't until then that I realised that years of taking them only took the edge off my angst by numbing my brain and stopping me from actually thinking about things. Suddenly I was able to think clearly and with his expert guidance I was able to explore my own experiences and emotions and begin to make sense of them. He made me realise that, in fact there is a place for everybody, and that it would be just as valid to argue that it is everybody else who simply don't understand me.
This came as a complete revelation to me and was a significant milestone in my life. As you can probably guess, some of these major mental breakthroughs were very recent, and I feel as though certain patterns are shifting and rearranging themselves in my head.
So, to everyone who was there: I apologise to you all for getting suddenly drunk and blabbing about all the stuff that had been consuming my thoughts, it wasn't really appropriate pub talk. You know what I am talking about. If you don't, you weren't there. And I now know why I've been feeling so down all weekend.
To Sarah: who once told me that there are no 'normal' and 'abnormal' people, but that there are 'ordinary' and 'extraordinary' people. And there is a quiet pride in being extraordinary. Thank you.
To Graham: Maybe I don't get it, but every day I battle low self confidence and low self esteem. I just need a bit of encouragement.
To Tori: For allowing me to feel like a person rather than a weirdo and enabling me to give 'it' a name in public and to talk about Asperger's without me feeling like I need to keep 'it' secret.
To Julie: For being a calming influence and making me think sensibly.
To Ian: For being there to support and care for me. I love you.
We all have bad times. This was one of mine.
Monday, April 28, 2008
On Saturday morning there was a dedication to Sophie Lancaster, the young woman who was kicked to death by young thugs because of the way she was dressed last year. It was held at the bench that was installed last year, and I was expecting a small personal affair, but when we got there, there were literally hundreds of people there. Ade Varney gave a beautiful gentle speech, and then Sophie's mum, Sylvia Lancaster said a few words.
There were television cameras there I couldn't really get very close, so I just waited patiently for it to finish and for everyone to place their flowers on the bench and table in front, and then I took a couple of snaps to remember it. Mr Varney had painted a lovely picture of Sophie. I'm not very good at expressing myself, but I can say that I was quite touched by the whole thing.
Of course, today the boys were sentenced for her murder, and I think we're all pretty pleased with their sentences. Let us hope that this sets a precedent and any other narrow minded bigots following their story will take heed.
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Yes, we had a good time, thanks. It involved lobsters ...
... cyberlox and pvc ...
... chicken jambalaya and champagne ...
... and future gay icons (aka my husband, Mr Lisa)!
So, yes, we had a grand time, thanks!
Labels: Whitby Gothic Weekend
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Labels: April Fool
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Saturday, March 29, 2008
see more crazy cat pics
Labels: baby gorilla, cute, icanhascheezburger.com, shakespeare
Sunday, March 23, 2008
My dog is the only one I know that hockles. (For a Geordie translation of hockle, ask me!)


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